On The Highway To Hell

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

blowmeblaine:

the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra

also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right

the two most important things in every girl’s life

the boobs and the laptop

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Texto postado em 23/05/2013 às 8:35pm | 45,090 notes | (reblogue this!)

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

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“Do you want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can’t do that again. What happens when you decide that I can’t be trusted again? Who are you going to turn to next time instead of me? Another angel? Another vampire?”

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Vídeo postado em 23/05/2013 às 8:31pm | 725 notes | (reblogue this!)

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rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty

i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird

i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes

i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit

this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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foxyblogger:

when teachers just won’t stop giving you homework

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deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”